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Appearance
Ethnicity | Caucasian / White |
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National heritage | English |
Build | Average |
Height | 180 cm |
Eye Color | Depends on my mood |
Hair Color | Dark blonde |
Hair Length | Short |
Facial Hair | Beard |
Body Art | Strategically placed tattoo |
Health Condition | Epilepsy |
Situation
Relationship Status | Separated |
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Has children | No children |
Wants kids | Not sure |
Housing Situation | All is calm |
Living Arrangements | With pet(s) |
Wants to Relocate | No |
Have Pets | Dog |
Has a car | No |
Education & Employment
Education | University Masters |
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Employment Status | Student |
Job Title | ROLFLHAO |
Leisure & Fun
TV preferences | Documentaries, Movies |
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Favorite TV shows | You watch Television? Ummmkay. Well that's sad, but I can forgive you. |
Favorite movies types | Science fiction, Documentary, Horror, Thriller |
Favorite movies | I have no idea. |
Music types | Classical, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance |
Favorite artists | I don't know... who are they? Who writes these things? LOL |
Reading selection | Auto-biography, Fiction, History |
Favorite books | Does it really matter? |
Idea of fun | Sitting around all day expecting others to do my bidding. For I am Pharaoh... So let it be written, so let it be done. |
Hobbies | Games, Photography, Computers |
Personality
Smoker | Don't smoke |
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Drinking | Light / social drinker |
Social behavior | Strange |
Friends describe as | Obscure |
In High School I was a(n) | Brain |
Sense of humor | Dry / sarcastic |
My great time | Going shopping, Staying at home, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Extreme sports, Playing dress-up, Playing video games |
Always wanted to try | Strato-diving - seems like great fun. LOL |
Views
Political views | Libertarian |
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Religion | None |
Attend religious services | Never |
Goal in life | Hate to break it to ya guys... goals are like possessions and money. - in the end they all get left behind. I know... The idea sort of chews at you like a scavenger peeling off clumps of flesh from a carcass. |
Looking For
Must have | Intelligence, Empathy, Oddities |
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Look for in a partner | That all depends on your definition of a partner. You mean a woman? Ok... Wow. That question's far too loaded for a dullard like me. |
On the first date | Wow. It would have to be something fun... right? Ok. We'll recite all the U.S. presidents since Washington to the tune of "Camptown Baby" |